"Whatever shall I name my children?" I often wonder. It's a question that alternately plagues and bemuses me. I have one child, so one down. But my countless progeny - the fruits of all the hot lovin' action to come- what will I name them? Baby name books offer little help. Neither do friends or family. No, the perfect name seems to spring from a little gland just beneath your adam's apple. I forget the name.
This is to say, I'd aim to assemble a list of names that are perfect for everyone, if by "perfect", I mean "inappropriate."
Please send them to me. Mom, please.
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