I've invented a wonderful new game. It's called "Battery Race!" and it's easy to play alone, by yourself or even with no-one at all!
The rules and structures that drive BR! are simple. So simple, in fact, that I'm playing a heated game of BR! as I write this very post! To the casual observer, it would be difficult to discern whether I was playing a game at all. They'd be perplexed. Sure, I might occassionally yell at my own hands for making the stupid, stupid, dumb typing mistakes they make as I try to finish a thought before my battery dies, but that's only occassionally, and it's probably standard practice for near-expert level BR! enthusiasts of my ilk to behave in that fashion. Also, schitzophrenics. It's up to the aforementioned casual observer to label me. They love their labels, those people.
And but so the best thing about playing BR!? Winning. In fact, I'm looking forward to savoring a dollop of sweet creamery victory myself here in a few moments, because I hate to sound cocky, but it REALLY looks like I'm gonna wi
