NOTE: A bitch is not one.
1. Inventing new ways to spend his vast fortune
2. Hay fever
3. Nets' C Nenad Krstic's free-throw shooting
4. Sampling laws
5. That beeping noise and finding out where it's coming from. You hear that? What is it?
6. Getting enough Vitamin D
7. World Hunger
8. Spam
9. Yappy little dogs
10. Inflation
11. Racism
12. Those Subway commercials and that annoying Jared guy. Are those still on the air?
13. Lawyers
14. Pollution
15. The inability to find a good eating apple in his neighborhood.
16. The Jedi Council Forums song parody "99 Problems But A Sith Ain't One"
17. His 3:25 meeting with the vodka guy
18. Jason Kidd's sore left leg
19. The pig character from the "Chicken Little" trailers
20. Taxes
21. Dental plaque
22. MTV's vision of just what constitutes "offensive" content
23. That Nas guy and his dissin' ways
24. The deodorant he's using burns and itches after a few hours and for 80 bucks, you'd think that little design flaw would be hammered out. Smells pretty good, though.
25. The Ascot Dilemma: Can he pull one off?
The answer to Problem 25, of course, is yes, he can pull it off.
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